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Today is 01 December ... The celebration is after 5 days o.o Right, Akno? :3

No.

There is romanian blood running through your veins not finnish...

No fucking way

Independence day is on the 6th, yes

Btw Akon...I'm gonna spend Christmas at you in Kuopio. I can sleep in your stables if you don't have a bed.

Lets imagine a hypothetic situation where you have no job or money but you have to move out ...what would you do - sleep on the street, kill the villains or slash your veins
Or some other alternatives that arent so drastic

Sleep on the streets or at some shelter for the poor and look for 1 day jobs.

You are in that situation ?

WTB someone to adopt me
A poor orphan in need

You can't cook

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adoption
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parenting
"Parenting is the process of promoting and supporting the physical, emotional, social, and intellectual development of a child from infancy to adulthood. Parenting refers to the aspects of raising a child aside from the biological relationship"

You are 19. According to romanian law you cannot be adopted so you will be registered as ''co-tenant'' . Therefore you must know how to cook.

As I care about the romanian law

The other kind of ''adoption'' for girls over 18y old is one of the country's trademarks tho. So it's cooking vs prostitution.

My buddy Akno will take care of his bestest friend eu aka me

Im afraid that his best friend it's me and I already booked his stables for the Christmas.

I'm afraid that after he receives your amputated body parts in a box, he will have to find another bestest friend eu ...who will be me ofc

I'm afraid that it won't work. Akno is a strong fighter against homicide...his main priority will be to find and punish his best friend's killer.

The truth is that...Akno doesnt give a fuck about you
So he won't care if I perform a vivisection on you and sell your organs on the black market

Truth is he doesn't give a fuck about any of us....although I did run him through some dungeons

In order to perform that vivisection you must set foot on romanian land first so I'm safe . Your only chance will be before I blow myself up in the center of Belgrade.

The goal justifies all ways and means

Anyway the problem is you can't incapacitate me...you are tiny, I'm kinda big and you can't use gas or poison.

The size is of no importance...all that matters is the technique

Pilates are useless for that

Pilates is in singular form

Thought so.